English lesson
The 3 Little Singaporean Pigs
Last time, got tree leetle pics. Dey all bladers but not yet marry yet, so cannot get hedge-de-be flat, so must built their own house.
De fers blarder, a bit switch-off and like to relac, so he wan to built only simple-simple house, so he go and build one with stlaw. But then hor, when de house finis alledy, he bladers laugh at him and say, "Wahpiang, stlaw house how to live? So ao one- got no standard!"
De secan blarder, hor, tink hard and den wan to built a more good house, so he take many many wood (ood) and built a wooden(ooden) house. He go take come many many pieces of wood but his two blarders laugh at him and say, "Wa lau, so kayu wan...wood where can tahan wind? Wind come all drop alledy!"
De terd blader like to be aisi-borak wan, so he wan to built his house make come out of blick wan. When de house finis alledy, his blarders all come and look and den dey say, "Wah your house so nice wan, you got blick you early donch say-so ngiaow wan! De terd blarder say back, "Use your blain, use your blain!! You where can be crever like me?"
De tree blarders live happy happy hor, but den got one day, de big bag woof come and karchau de fers blarder. De woof say "leetle pic, leetle pic, open your door. If you donch ah, I will bro your house down!" De leetle pic very tee-kee one, so donch open de door. So der woof open his mouf big big and bro de stlaw house down. De fers blarder den run away fast fast to his secan blarder house.
When at de secan blarder house hor, de woof also come and say, "Lettle pic leetle pic open your door. If you donch open ah, i will bro your house down!" De secan blarder auso donch open de door, so de woof open his mouf big big and bro down the kayu house. De two blarder den run away fast fast to deir terd blarder house.
Now auso hor, at der terd blarder house, de woof again come and say, "Lettle pic leetle pic open your door. If you donch open ah, i will bro your house down!" De terd blarder say back, "you tink you crever you can bro my blick house down...you brow lah!" so de woof open his mouf big big and he bro and bro but cannot brow down. He brow and bri den he pengsan.
Our own ending:
De tree leetle pics dlagged de big bag woof inside the house. De big bag woof velly velly scared he scleam and scleam bo stop. De crever pic buay tahan the kao peh kao bu of the woof so take apple and staff inside his velly smerry mouf. "Lim peh ka le kong..." de crever pic say..."dun see me small small my house velly the stlong. You kiampa face so what you woof go home and drink beelok(milo) oso can have feeling. Why carm attack us gina! We no scared you wan. Come on baby let's fers tonight! Woof meat!!!" Den the woof scream "Ah."
The end.